DaveHarries 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 Apologies for this very funny (in my opinion) but slightly rude and certainly non-musical joke but here is one gem which someone told me in the pub on Wednesday evening: Q: What is the difference between a magician's wand and a police truncheon? A: One is for cunning stunts...... (Sorry: I will get my coat now. If yu want this reply deleted then please ask and I shall oblige). Dave Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
martin_greenwood 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 And on a similar vein, Q. What's the difference between a Radox bath and xxxxxx? (for xxxxxxx substitute appropriate conductor/music director) A. One bucks up your feet, and the other ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andyorgan 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 At the risk of another deletion: What's the difference between a viola player and a dressmaker? One tucks up frills.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
