DaveHarries Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Apologies for this very funny (in my opinion) but slightly rude and certainly non-musical joke but here is one gem which someone told me in the pub on Wednesday evening: Q: What is the difference between a magician's wand and a police truncheon? A: One is for cunning stunts...... (Sorry: I will get my coat now. If yu want this reply deleted then please ask and I shall oblige). Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazman Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin_greenwood Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 And on a similar vein, Q. What's the difference between a Radox bath and xxxxxx? (for xxxxxxx substitute appropriate conductor/music director) A. One bucks up your feet, and the other ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyorgan Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 At the risk of another deletion: What's the difference between a viola player and a dressmaker? One tucks up frills.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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